You are Metal Gear addicted, if ...  

 

  1. You crawls through each shaft  
  1. you try to courier your cold through stands still
  1. you  photograph pin-ups
  1. you think you couldn’t go into the school because your security  level is too low
  1. you want to get a VR-Training in the driving school
  1. you get it
  1. you are a clone
  1. your father is Big Boss  
  1. and your brothers are called Solidus and Liquid
  1. you don’t pay your mobile phone pay because you communicate with codec
  1. you know every saying from Mei Ling  
  1. your press your ear if you want to phone somebody
  1. you hate Raiden : -)  
  1. you eat only Rations  
  1. you slip on seagull-crap  
  1. you throw a “Düppel” if you see a camera  
  1. you find it OK to stand in wardrobes
  1. you beats everybody  KO in order to steal items
  1. you carry a gasmask and can read thoughts  
  1. you think, that Micromachines are the predecessors of Nanomachines
  1. you couldn’t control a car but a 21t severe machine  
  1. you take some Pentazemin before playing ball to aim better
  1. your parrots calls  continuously " Hal "
  1. your room is full of insects  
  1. your computer was programmed by Hal and Emma Emmerich
  1. you know  many freaks
  1. you do some pull ups before sports in order to increase your grip level.  
  1. you shoot each radio equipment into pieces  
  1. your girlfriends asks you always : Do you know which day tomorrow is ?
  1. you has vaccinated yourself against Foxdie
  1. you pull asleep people through the area
  1. you shot on Inline skater
  1. you find a bomb, you put it in your freeze  
  1. you shoot a friend into the leg if he refuses to borrow you 100 Euro
  1. you collect dog-tags
  1. you have 364  dog tags
  1. you name your house after medical technical terms
  1. you wear always a bandana
  1. you receives a exoskelett from your doctor